The Corrupted Wish

Another game I'm borrowing from another website I go on. Here's how it works: the poster before you makes a wish, then you describe how it happens...but it is corrupted. Then, you make your own wish afterward. Here's an example:

Wish: I wish I won a million dollars.

Corrupted Wish Granted: Granted; however, the income taxes that come with you winning your money gets an error and you end up paying more than you won, which leaves you in debt.

The rules are simple enough.
1. No paragraph-long wishes or wishing for "everything exactly how I want it."
2. If you corrupt a wish, you have to wish for something else.
3. Keep it in good humor, please; don't do incredibly hurtful or angering things.
4. The only thing that you cannot wish for is "unlimited wishes", but everything else is fair game.

I'll start us off:

I wish for another kitty cat

Granted, but it is a tiger, and mauls you.

I wish i was a wolf

Granted, but you end up freaking out the townsfolk and they hunt you down and destroy you.

I wish for a nice, hot pizza.

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish I had a ton of gold

Granted; you get a huge block of fool's gold that's exactly one ton.

I wish that I could see into the future.

Granted, but you could only see one million years into the future, so it is useless

I wish i was invinsible

Granted; you get turned into a turtle out of confusion, since you didn't spell your word right, so it was unclear if you wanted to be "invincible" or "invisible".

I wish I could sing on a TV show.

(grr..)

Granted, but you're boo'd off stage.

I wish that i was INVINCIBLE *glare*

Granted, you become "INVINCIBLE". Unfortunately, number one, it's just a Pro-Wrestling name. And number 2, your contract forces you to be a total jobber that never wins a single match.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Granted, but since it's not in writing, the word "sundae" is misinterpreted, and on the next Sunday, you get delivered a ton of ice cream that you're forced to pay for.

I wish I was a great sports star!

Granted, but since your a great sports star You will be playing against all different sports against with different pros, you did say you wanted to be a sports star but you didn't say what kind of sport to play

I wish I Fulfilled my Destiny on going to the World of Phantomile *Dignity stand*

Granted, but you can't learn the language, and spend the entire time asking "What?"

I wish that paper cups worked as suction cups to climb on walls.

Granted, but your paper cups broke while you were climbing on the walls because there made of papers

I wish I mastered Kung Fu White Tiger style.

Granted, but at the cost that you are now completely inept at everything else

I wish i was a super villian

Granted, but you got your butt kicked by the Powerpuff girls XP

I wish I was famous~

(O.o)

Granted, but you're a one hit wonder. After that you slip into obscurity.

I wish i had a pet elephant

Granted but your pet elephant was Untamable & you have hard time taming it & had no choice to send him to the Zoo

I wish I was an Intergalactic Police Officer

Granted; but you had so many failures capturing the intergalactic criminals

I wish I could live in Mobius.

Granted but the mobiuns exiled you because they thought you were a spy from Eggman

I wish I was a new officail Street Fighter Character

Granted, unfortunately they don't play test you much, and your defense and attack damage are all so low that even Dan laughs at you.

I wish I had a never ending supply of chicken.

Granted, but they squawk all night long and give you headaches and insomnia.

I wish that some pretty girl from any game would become my playmate!

Granted, But a random girl only popped out which is R. Mika from the Street Fighter Series. Instead of her being your playmate you ended up being her training Dummy for her Training.

I wish my Entire Body would be a war machine stored with Informational Data & have all different weapons from Head to toe.

Granted, but your new software picks up a virus, and becomes redundant within a week.

I wish i was in a Final Fantasy game.

Granted, you ended up being a citizen in the first level of a Final Fantasy game & not being a main character

I wish I mastered the Fighting Martial Art Muay Thai

Granted, but by the time you fully master it you are an old man, and too weak to use it.

I wish I was a super villian